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By unknown - 07/04/2013 04:26 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

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By Tyguy3000 - 19/06/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML

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By jacked - 02/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML

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By First Kiss - 07/12/2012 12:39 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML

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By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

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By Polmkk - 14/02/2019 15:00 - United States

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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By CharlieKearney - 10/01/2016 23:33 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, the guy I made out with on New Year's Eve finally called me. Too bad it was to blame me for the picture of us which someone had sent to his girlfriend. I never took a picture, and had no idea he was in a relationship. FML

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abhi95 31

Sunday 7 April 2013 11:59

You should started walking away with the camera.. That would have caught their attention!

Lunantic 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 12:06

That's when you start getting into it and take more pictures. "Good, keep going. More tongue."

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ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 7 April 2013 15:28

perhaps they continued just to rub it that you had no one.

HeadlessSparrow 20

Sunday 7 April 2013 15:58

Take pictures of yourself then you set it down and walk away.

NotGabe 28

Sunday 7 April 2013 16:17

I don't even

mullisupreme 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 16:20

turn on cam mode!

Quiet_one 22

Sunday 7 April 2013 16:27

Take a picture of yourself making a horrified face with them in the background, then set the camera down and leave.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 7 April 2013 21:27

lol that would have been hilarious.

journeytotheend 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 16:30

Should of started running away.

seriouscat 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 16:43

If they start having sex upload it to PornHub.

Sonotsuave 35

Sunday 7 April 2013 17:12

hahaha you shouldve just set it down next to them and walked away...

groza528 17

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:03

Screw this "set the camera down." Walk up and put it in their pocket.

Jacksparrow72 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:21

Start making sex noises.

mr_sarcastic416 29

Monday 8 April 2013 9:15

or porno music

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