The View

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 17:00

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Today, my boyfriend refuses to do doggy style anymore because I, and I quote, "have a weird looking butthole, it’s not dirty or anything, it’s just the strangest butthole I’ve ever seen, it’s really distracting." So now, I’m not only self-conscious about my small boobs, but my ugly asshole too. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I'm sure your anus is fine. The ugly asshole in this scenario is actually your boyfriend.

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Mooglefox 23

You could tell him that he couldn’t be getting any.

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Jaimmy Ellen Lee 5

I'm sorry I laughed at this SO much I'm still crying from it

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J15237 25

I am sure that you have an amazing ass and your man is just an insecure idiot. It’s more intimate if you do it with him on top, but from behind if you arch yourself enough the pleasure for both of you would be amazing. Ignore him and find somebody who will satisfy your needs and desires.

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randybryant799 20

I'm curious. Just how many buttholes has this guy probably even seen? Exactly. I bet his is just as ugly as yours but he just doesn't know it. He's a loser. You can do way better.

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