The truth

By uglyallover - 20/09/2009 14:42 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML
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LewJH 0

I bet he's joking ¬¬ Most FMLs are people who couldn't take a joke.

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JessxMaxine 0

i hope he was joking. but still pimp slap him. :)

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meaganita101 0

that's not nice, unless you're really ugly.

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belli_fml 0

God, smack him up.. You should never talk, or even see him again!

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jchansfan 0

Joke or not that's a pretty horrible thing to say to your girlfriend, especially since he apparently made her insecure enough to post it on FML under the name "uglyallover"... :/ Like really, its not even a funny joke imo. I think there's kinda a line in joke-insults where they're just more mean than funny, and that'd cross it. Especially as she's apparently not in on it... :/

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valeria_07 0

Then why is he dating you? Dumbass.

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Sebastian00 0

Haha funny but ****** up hope he was joking

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prettymuchyea 0

oh shit... ummm.... i noticed your boyfriends kinda a ass hole?

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vanavril14 1

Dump him...like right now

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lynxstorm 0

joking or not that still has the potential to be hurtful. I would have said good have fun masturbating Im going to find someone else that ejoys sleeping with me.

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