Kids, Alcohol, Star Wars and Parents: The truth

The truth

By theynamedmeluke - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Austin

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

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Harshdfml 14

Tuesday 24 September 2013 8:19

I'm sorry op. 'may the force be with you'

LarryMyster 7

Tuesday 24 September 2013 8:20

Wow, now I'm rrally curious of how the joke might have went.

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SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 25 September 2013 21:10

I seriously don't get this one... How do you know you are adopted by a bad joke?

savannaharstill 8

Thursday 26 September 2013 1:49

Luke, I am not your father.

frod0 10

Friday 27 September 2013 19:50

I hope you're ok OP! :(

C7_fml 17

Sunday 29 September 2013 6:34

sad that this isn't the first fml I've read that a father uses a star wars joke to tell an op that he is or isn't their father

ArticFlare 12

Tuesday 4 March 2014 22:58

Op, I am not your father. *Darth vader breathing*

AznXx 4

Sunday 12 April 2015 1:04

"Luke... i am not your father"

VinylScratch 17

Monday 27 April 2015 20:50

"Luke, I am not your father!"

Distruminox 13

Wednesday 10 June 2015 12:48

"Luke... I'm not your father..."

batliner56 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:30

"Luke I'm not your father"

InteresingMan 5

Friday 4 March 2016 2:14

Did you find out when he said the joke or did he adopt you when he said the joke?

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