The sensual world

By so unsexy - 04/08/2016 21:32 - United States - Seattle

Spicy
Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 998
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Same thing different taste

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RedCronos 17

The fact that you went through with it is impressive

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Also, if a few stray hairs make you gag, why were you thinking about going down on him? Unless you were planning on stopping before you got there.

LAURA_EL_JUICE 6

I actually don't think think that it would have ruined anything if you stopped and made yourself comfortable. It could even be more teasing for him if you would have paused a while.

Love, true love. Is what brings us here, together, today.

To virgins; this is exactly what oral sex is like. But it's so worth it if you love your partner.

Now if that ain't love idk what is, you're quit the person.

prophetsam 12

A tip for next time: Breathe through your nose when your mouth is over hair!! Also, if you're really worried that a pause to remove the hair from your mouth would ruin the mood, try instead to make it seem like you stopped to talk dirty rather than dislodge a hairball, lol.

Should have just hacked up the fur ball like a cat does

Stuff like this is high on my list of reasons I dislike the men I'm with being hairy. Props to you though.