Music and Health: That's what I call Heavy Metal

That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lekijkerd - 17/11/2012 13:56 - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML

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Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 17:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nearest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of my curling iron. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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RAWK N ROLL!!!

By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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ShrukiantheMad 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:46

Ouch man. Maybe you can't handle metal yet.

Malkria 1

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:28

pow! right in the kisser!!!

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nate_msm 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:31

bang! and the dirt is gone

Someofthisisfunn 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:34

Now that's Rock n Roll

bwill448784 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:36

Did you mosh the chair?

CookieCrazy 8

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:38

So intense.

thebestof1984 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:46

Haha! feel better op!

ShrukiantheMad 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:46

Ouch man. Maybe you can't handle metal yet.

luisam21 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:47

damn

SnailJamsss 6

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:48

Maybe you should watch where you're standing next time.:)

MuffyStJacques 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:54

What story will you tell when someone asks how you got that head injury?

soccerguy2 11

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:24

That the other guy looks worse.

mcintosh123 15

Sunday 1 May 2011 7:36

You're tearing me apart Lisa, Oh hi Mark!

yzmxrider 0

Monday 2 May 2011 6:07

i was fighting the chair and the chair fought back. the chair won..

ImInABox 6

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:55

Metalhead!

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

Same thing different taste

Rock n roll star

Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

RAWK N ROLL!!!

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