That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 682
You deserved it 4 592

Top comments

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

stevenJB 25

Comments

Malicteal 21

Big **** you say? You must be extremely popular.

Nice nickname. Makes you sound so much more presentable

KiddNYC1O 20

I know a "short girl with big ****"! Trust me, be proud!

YEAH BRO MARCHING BAND!! What do you play? :)

Ppl who calls you that, do you really WANT them to know ur name?

happysandwich 0

YDI for being in the marching band

sushant96 5

Its probably nor their fault cuz u have such ****

hopey123 0

Lol that sounds just like me xD