Bodyshaming, Gifts and Health: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Andiii - 26/07/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I got a surprise call from LA Fitness saying I've been signed up for a two week pass. It's from my boyfriend. Didn't see this one coming. FML

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You deserved it 8 582

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By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

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Gym bro

By sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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You deserved it 16 738

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 491

By charpanda007 - 15/02/2009 13:56 - Hong Kong

Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML

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You deserved it 11 130

By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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You deserved it 4 455

By Lucachoo - 21/10/2016 05:16

Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML

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You deserved it 1 987

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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You deserved it 6 217

By Anonymous - 06/10/2016 19:01 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML

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You deserved it 8 815

By hunting7waves - 25/09/2015 05:31 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML

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You deserved it 1 892

By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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EngineerJane 0

Monday 26 July 2010 23:50

I dont get why fat people get so angry when their significant other does something for them. Its like having someone pay for your college, are you going to say no, get pissed, and not talk to them because they want you to be smarter? Do everyone a favor and exercise.

Artsygirl90 14

Monday 26 July 2010 23:37

He's a keeper. Have fun at the gym!

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emiiliee 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:07

hey look on the vright side; Hes helping you!

wufwufwolf 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:09

Soon he should be getting a call from the 'local singles hotline'... you know, because he's single now :D

marierad 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:41

i would think thats an awsome present. i work out all the time anyway so to me having a pass to an expensive gym....with a heated pool, kick boxing classes, and a hot tube. if you dont want the pass ill take it! =)

Jsalcedo23 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:44

how is this even an fml? suck it up and work out! I love going to the gym :)

TinyVixen 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:44

... maybe u should have.

HappyPickles 11

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:52

OP says "didn't see this one coming". Perhaps OP is fit - works out - is in good shape. I think CantFightHate and ONYA have the right take on this.

roccomcvicker 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:58

he totally thinks your fat. that sucks.. bite his **** when you suck it next.

angel_demon 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:19

he is watching ur health stop complaining!

MMMMMMPorkchops 1

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:39

suck it up Fatty McFatterson, your boyfriend wants a skinny girlfriend. heaven forbid you should want your boyfriend to find you sexy. Just drop the fork and nobody's feelings will get hurt.