Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
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haleyjo5 0

well maybe you shouldn't be such a wuss. haha wtf is a cloud gonna do? rain on you! ha! you'd be pissed! then you'd have another reason to FML about you life!!! :D

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melimeli628 10

that is disgusting! what are tour parents toddlers??

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DakotaCat 4

Stop being such a prude! God kids these days take things too seriously.

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Bekll 31

What the father did is not only disgusting and immature, but it could also give OP pink eye. How could that be taken lightly?

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Gloritank 8

Simple. Laugh and go on with life.

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robyn2222 0

unbelievable as in I don't believe this post

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weslahc 0

least he dint pinch a loaf

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tykiej 0

Should have pinched him in the balls mid-fart. My hubby tried to do that to me once. The important word being ONCE.

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bekdebekah 0

ydi for saying melenchonly or something not spelled like that but still

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TheNewGuy03 28

...at the very least, you could have read the fml, and copied and pasted "melancholy" into your post. :[ |the kid|

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