Valentine's slay, Looking good, Awkward and Love: Thanks for your input

Thanks for your input

By BFfail - 15/08/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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By bruv - 12/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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Daddy's girl

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend introduced me to her family. She’s always called her dad “Daddy” when talking about him, which is fine, but when we went to their house she kissed him on the mouth as a greeting, and at one point was sat on his lap, almost falling asleep. She’s 25. This can't be a good sign. FML

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By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2022 18:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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caancoha 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:34

Big whoop. You're not related, what's the big deal? Change your hair, you'll be fine

lpisagf 1

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:35

Oh wow that sucks. Maybe she didn't notice it before, I mean she might see her brother differently than the rest of her family does. Also, it could be that Daddy syndrome thing or w/e it is. Like girls date older men because they want someone to treat them like their dad did- special. Maybe she looks up to her brother and likes the kind of person he is. Nothing wrong about it really. I mean even by her reactions you can tell that now that it's pointed out she finds it weird. =/

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mzbabygurl97 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:40

ikr

Antivirus_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:15

Incest is best! :p

xxjoexx 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 11:26

incest is the best it's the game the whole family can play, troll jokes aside this one actually hits close to home. After years of everyone telling me how much I am like my dad, one of my older sisters started dating then married one of my closest friends and the other ended up marrying a dude that is my father's twin just blonde.

HUMPaBLACKwhale 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 11:59

# 18 NEEDS 2 GO 2 HELL!! and thats hilarious!! haha lol!!!!!!! omggg haha it has been a while since i saw some good fmls...i made an account just so i could whoop # 18 asssss!!!

HUMPaBLACKwhale 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 12:00

you are retarded!! og 2 hell f***tard!!! wow....ignorant B****

wolfishinsanity 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 12:18

Oh, wow. xD At least you know she's not attracted to her brother. That's a plus, right? Maybe you could try acting less like her brother a bit. It might help. Highlight your differences.

plexico 3

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:04

Then just by-pass the kissing phase of sex. Make her give you a ******* (unless the family says your penis looks and acts like her older brother's penis) and then nail her from behind. It won't matter who your face looks like. Problem solved. Next!

rawr98 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:56

FYL, thats just shitty luck. I'd call that an ingenious plan on the part of her family though, lol. Got to keep that one in mind for when I have a teenage daughter...

Hitsuki_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 6:06

Nice I'll have to remember that as well.

xxviii28 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:16

Are her parents first cousins? That might be why she has a problem kissing her brother's look alike. Or it just completely groses her out, which I understand. Dye your hair, grow a beard/mustache, and do not act like her bro. Either way...FYL