Miscellaneous: Suspicious - FML

Suspicious

By chloecamp - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Ellington

Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML

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omgitsmoe 26

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:55

Well , you are ****** fyl

music_is_life22 12

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:55

That does come across as very suspicious, sorry op): at least your house isn't vandalized

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OneUnlucky 4

Wednesday 16 July 2014 2:59

They probably did that on purpose.

nicievans 9

Wednesday 16 July 2014 3:07

So. Did you do it?

miss_amphetamine 24

Wednesday 16 July 2014 3:08

That ******* sucks. I'm sorry. FYL OP ,>_<

DeadpoolsBitch 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 3:43

Hmm maybe it's someone you know OP

toiletavenue 4

Wednesday 16 July 2014 3:53

YDI for not staying awake all night.

Tawnkat 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 4:18

Was it?

RockyG92 15

Wednesday 16 July 2014 4:32

That's such bad luck, fyl!

m00re48 9

Wednesday 16 July 2014 4:40

Well... Was it?

xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Wednesday 16 July 2014 4:46

I think the vandal vandalized his/her house to make it seem like they didn't do it and left your house to make it seem you did it, it makes sense

jeragonm 15

Wednesday 16 July 2014 4:57

Just ask them, why-- if you were the culprit-- would you not vandalize your own house, knowing that they always pick the one who didn't get vandalized out of the whole group, stating conflict of interest as reasons why you wouldn't vandalize your own house?

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