Suspicious

By chloecamp - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Ellington

Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML
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omgitsmoe 26

Well , you are ****** fyl

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music_is_life22 12

That does come across as very suspicious, sorry op): at least your house isn't vandalized

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ImmaAstronomer 3

They shouldn't assume it was you, run a forensic first, then make the call, not just point fingers. You didn't deserve this, what have you done to them?

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jelly_bennett 23

I can see your point but most people always feel compelled to assume things especially things that are very suspicious

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Jimbobaway 2

The people who vandalized all the houses left your house untouched for a reason. So everyone thinks it was you. That's just smart on the people who actually did it.

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blazerman_fml 17

Hope you have a strong alibi!Or better hope the actual culprit is caught!It would be nice if you got your name cleared.Angry Neighbours are the worst!Good luck :)

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dammityou 10

wow that was the smartest prank against a house I have ever heard about, as far as I'm concerned, whoever did this, did this against you alone

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JJ_86 22

I bet it's someone in your neighborhood. And left your house so that all the suspicion will be on you. Hope they catch the person. Till then fyl really.

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worldclassrager 39

Because they broke into yours a few days before?

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Grants_69 2

"Every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house". This is a logical contradiction... or OP does not live in her/his own neighborhood... which is also a contradiction... now I will be sleepless until I can solve this puzzle!

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kingdomgirl94 29

every OTHER house Mr. Picky Grammar.

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bryanjamieluke 17

So it's like a tornado; it skips every house but yours. Except in reverse.

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jelly_bennett 23

I would probably vandalize my own house..

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