Suspicious minds

By abusedparrot - 24/08/2014 12:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML
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tacojauns 45

Just play it off cool, "Ya officer I was practicing singing for my metal band."

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Journiexo 18

Now you know not to sing around people on the bright side (:

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OysterPearls 33

That's the dimmest bright side I've ever seen.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Am I the only one having a flashback to the opening of Band Geeks from Spongebob?

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PoisonOrchid 21

Hahaha that was the first thing I thought of lol oh the joys of parenthood!!

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CurvyisCool 22

That happened to me too, only my uncle called me a dying cat.

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tony1891 22

Simon says your Voice is absolutely dreadful.

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buckdharma 36

Good thing you weren't cooking a chicken.

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ScoobieDoobiee 8

Birds are gorgeous sounding animals! So what if you sound like one.

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PegLegRacing 34

Says the person that's clearly never listened to a macaw or other large bird screech incessantly for an hour or more. We aren't talking about the sweet tweet of a robin outside your window... We are talking deafening nails on a chalk board.

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RandomBird 20

I also think that "screeching birds in pain" sound gorgeous.

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Stellarum 8

Would you call a vulture, "a gorgeous sounding animal"? We don't know which kind of bird OP sounds like.

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PegLegRacing 34

Considering they called the cops... I'd argue it's safe to assume it wasn't the rockin' robin going tweet tweet tweet.

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