Noise, Surprise and Animals: Surprise!

Surprise!

By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

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You deserved it 27 312

Caught

By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:47 - United States - Apollo

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML

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You deserved it 7 907

By time to buy a gun - 02/11/2015 04:22 - United States - Carolina

Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 1 696

Stealth mode

By Slipperywhenwet - 28/02/2009 13:08 - United States

Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend myself and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house, but I'd left the radio on. FML

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You deserved it 48 160

Boom!

By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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You deserved it 175

Red alert

By Life With Cats - 15/08/2022 22:00

Today, I kept hearing big *THUD* sounds across the house. The first few times, I didn't think anything of it. But after several more times, I started to suspect there was an intruder. After sneaking through the house, ready to knock out whomever was there, I found out it was my cat pushing things off the table. FML

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You deserved it 239

By Anonymous - 29/08/2014 15:38 - United States - Hightstown

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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You deserved it 12 530

By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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You deserved it 2 535

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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You deserved it 2 742

WCARlover 34

Saturday 1 October 2016 1:08

This is why I'm a dog person. A dog would at least pretend to feel bad

Tripartita 44

Saturday 1 October 2016 1:27

My condolences. Here you were expecting a cat burglar, and fate went heavier on the "cat" than the "burglar".

Comments

Juzz_dk 11

Saturday 1 October 2016 2:18

The "You deserved it" button is missing...

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 1 October 2016 3:08

Because in this case, no-one deserved it.

domolovesyoshi 33

Saturday 1 October 2016 4:29

Tell me, exactly how did theOP deserve this?

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 1 October 2016 4:23

Cats are bizarre animals. I'm not sure we will ever fully understand them.

trucker2 33

Saturday 1 October 2016 4:26

Bad kitty... No cat nip for you... I've been told cats can become extremely jealous over shadows seen on tv screen- I recommend hanging it on the wall..

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 October 2016 4:32

The cat cares. She's smugly gloating, "No more of that Real Housewives of ... bullshit my master is obsessed with! Catfights are only for actual cats!"

katydid91 31

Saturday 1 October 2016 11:32

I don't think they have the real Real Housewives shows in Australia. They probably have something similar.

Joker513 7

Saturday 1 October 2016 4:56

take the shot

qteabutt 12

Saturday 1 October 2016 7:17

Cats are just cute lovable assholes. For next time might I recommend securing anything valuable down, that way neither a cat or a burglar can take it down.