Love and Cheating: Supportive

Supportive

By ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - 06/07/2014 20:27 - United States - Wakefield

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

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By Alex - 06/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Jeffersonville

Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML

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By whyme27 - 06/06/2012 01:19 - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 12:00

Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML

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By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 11:37 - Australia

Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML

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By youfuckingdumbassmum - 27/12/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

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By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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By screwed - 30/07/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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rs31831 12

Monday 7 July 2014 0:40

I'm sorry, no one deserves that, but maybe she had a bad connection or something. I hope so.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 7 July 2014 0:43

Maybe she can chip some ice off of her heart for the martini you'll be sipping later.

Comments

Faddyy6 17

Monday 7 July 2014 3:44

may be she never picked the fone.

Ahjuju223 2

Monday 7 July 2014 3:52

Aww, I'm sorry. I hope you feel better about this soon. Good luck with relationships, and hopefully your mom didn't mean to do that to you. :)

sarah_baby22 15

Monday 7 July 2014 3:56

I feel so bad for you OP :( cheaters are the worst :( FYL

seemetrot_fml 16

Monday 7 July 2014 4:16

It sucks when people don't know how to listen. Even if they can't offer good advice.

bangxbang 10

Monday 7 July 2014 4:20

Ouch! You poor thing

Zyde 12

Monday 7 July 2014 4:23

I feel like she had warned u about him long ago and u never listened, so now she's like, knew it , peace bitch

medic_man 13

Monday 7 July 2014 4:25

really hoping he's an ex husband now

Saraishi 24

Monday 7 July 2014 4:27

That's so callous! I'm so sorry OP, about your husband and your mother.

mackalahhh105 4

Monday 7 July 2014 4:34

It's okay girly. Don't worry karma will find it's way to him and bite him in the ass.(:

michigan10 4

Monday 7 July 2014 4:51

No one wants to listen to an emotional woman over the phone

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