Dogs, Facebook, Social Media and Animals: Such a cutie

Such a cutie

By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 20:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML

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By rach - 19/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Roy

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

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By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML

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By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 15:00

Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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KBurns207 17

Friday 31 May 2013 3:29

That's something my mom would do. Just man up and own that shit. OWN the princess poodle.

Foodstampnazi 5

Friday 31 May 2013 3:36

Confidence is sexy. Own that shit.

Comments

Jharrist89 12

Friday 31 May 2013 3:54

It could have been worse.

BlackPhenom 9

Friday 31 May 2013 4:05

Your mom's quite the troll. All you can do now is take it in stride and own that shit, gloat about how your poodle is the best.

flashback.miss 28

Friday 31 May 2013 4:15

Awww, but this is a bit adorable :). In time you'll hopefully look back and laugh.

TacoTrop 10

Tuesday 17 June 2014 10:44

Your profile picture scares me.

jamnglamgirlie 17

Friday 31 May 2013 4:16

what a bitch.

noobsatin 19

Friday 31 May 2013 4:16

that's a funny mom with a good sense of humor.

carnage45567 10

Friday 31 May 2013 7:41

Op's mom has got it goin on lol everyone loves a woman with a sense of humor

chosha_fml 26

Friday 31 May 2013 4:22

Post a video of you breaking the tiara and burning the dog dress.

zandalee 19

Friday 31 May 2013 7:38

What's wrong with you? Lol

chosha_fml 26

Friday 31 May 2013 9:14

I don't find it funny when parents deliberately embarrass their children.

TacoTrop 10

Tuesday 17 June 2014 10:45

You must have had a sad childhood.

baileymariee 10

Friday 31 May 2013 4:22

Laugh it off, parents do all sorts of things to embarrass their children.

buckdharma 36

Friday 31 May 2013 4:25

I can picture you picking up poodle poo from princess in her pink Tutu on YouTube. No really, I can.

larryb1986 9

Friday 31 May 2013 4:33

I would of strutted while walking the dog.

devilkazama 9

Friday 31 May 2013 4:39

Chill dude, no biggie.

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