Family, Weird, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Spy vs. Spy

Spy vs. Spy

By Bree - 15/08/2012 15:15 - United States

Today, my father tried to secretly follow me all day, because he doesn't believe that I have any "real" errands to run or friends to meet with. He's actually convinced that I'm living some secret double life with another family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2023 00:02

Today, my dad tried to confiscate my car keys because he doesn’t like how late I stay out on the weekends. I’m 26, have owned my own home since I was 24, and also how the fuck does he know what time I get home? My own dad is stalking me. FML

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Big Brother

By Anonymous - 11/02/2022 16:00

Today, and lately, my dad has an annoying habit of knowing where I’ve been, even though I never go anywhere worth mentioning. On a hunch, I checked my phone and it turns out he’s been tracking my location. I’ve literally done nothing to deserve this lack of trust, and now I think I hate him. FML

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You deserved it 188

Unloved

By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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You deserved it 2 384

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 07:03 - United States - Puyallup

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML

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Abusive

By Anonymous - 08/01/2021 05:00

Today, my dad threatened to hit me if I didn't tell him what I had in my homework. He thinks I won't keep secrets from him this way. There's a reason I kept secrets in the first place. FML

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You deserved it 86

Get me out of here

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 09:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I had to chase after my dad through a closing garage door to stop him from driving off fuming and doing something stupid. He recently got betrayed at work and called my mom's friend her boyfriend. I'm 27, living at home, don't want kids, no girlfriend, few, if any, good friends, likely unemployable because of resume gaps and bipolar. FML

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You deserved it 316

By Anonymous - 30/08/2017 20:00

Today, my dad described our security cameras recording a stranger stealing money from his car, and then called me unhealthy and paranoid for locking my car all the time. My car is usually parked right next to his. FML

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Nice day, innit?

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Wednesday 15 August 2012 18:08

Maybe you should pay more attention to and spend more time with your father. He may feel neglected. Or you could make him a tinfoil hat...

jaronapn13 1

Wednesday 15 August 2012 18:08

Prove him wrong.

Comments

thecovert 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 0:44

Tell him you just FEEL that way because he is being an idiot.

alittlebecause 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 0:45

Um.... Dad may be paranoid schizophrenic. I'm not joking. Talk to a therapist or psychiatrist soon.

thebestintheworl 20

Thursday 16 August 2012 4:11

wow

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:02

well he'll learn eventually...you could report him as a stalker to get him away...but that may drive him more...

daliagrande 17

Thursday 16 August 2012 6:37

Next time before you leave the house tell him you're gonna go see your dad and walk away.

andrew6p 19

Thursday 16 August 2012 13:54

I your father under the influence of drugs or anything OP?

davidm200 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 15:41

wpw.... lol an im doing jus tht

tinysocks 11

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:55

Totally rational explanation...

Yolandababy2 14

Saturday 16 February 2013 0:09

I would pretend that I dot know him and pepper spray him in the face and beat him real good. And then look at him and say..DAD?!? I didn't know that was you?!?! Lol