Spy vs. Spy

By Bree - 15/08/2012 15:15 - United States

Today, my father tried to secretly follow me all day, because he doesn't believe that I have any "real" errands to run or friends to meet with. He's actually convinced that I'm living some secret double life with another family. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

Maybe you should pay more attention to and spend more time with your father. He may feel neglected. Or you could make him a tinfoil hat...

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olpally 32

Your dad is Peter griffin and you're Meg... Shut up Meg! He knows you're not popular. :D

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Briiyahh 7

I swore I saw thus somewhere

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perdix 29

If you had a double life, why would you do something as boring as living yet another family life? If I had a double life, I'd be Batman or the Penguin or something involving lots of hot sex.

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Dracoboxer357 35

35- So you think being the Penguin would get you lots of hot sex? He doesn't exactly strike me as a big sex icon or anything. ;P

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FirebirdF350 7

He didn't say being the penguin would, he said batman, the penguin OR something that would get him lots of hot sex, not 'or something else that would also', just or. PERDIX WINS

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Dracoboxer357 35

48- I was deliberately being obtuse, I understood him just fine, thanks. ;P

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AKGirlinSD 20

Damn, 53. I thought penguins were really sexy. Thanks for ruining it for me! ;)

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Dracoboxer357 35

66- Oh, don't let my judgments effect what cranks you up! I'll happily mail your boyfriend a penguin suit if it helps those interesting romantic occasions increase in both quality and quantity! ;D

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graceh316 10

Pull a prank on him buy gettong a family to play along and what not

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Dear Bree, as soon as you ditch your "father", come home. We miss you! Love Mom and Dad.

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Tezoma 28

Confess. Tell him both you and your mother are part of another family, the original family, and that HE is the other family. Surprise! And don't forget to include siblings in this equation.

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Ilikeurfmls 13

Did you hear about that cat that did that?

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khaya 9

You should just collapse when he is following you, if he helps you then he loves you. If he doesn't rush over scream at him "my other dad would have helped, he's a doctor"

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daizey 4

Or maybe he needs to be followed... Guilty dogs bark

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