Break-ups and Love: Spineless

Spineless

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 815

You deserved it 3 607

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Same thing different taste

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 026

You deserved it 2 872

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 458

You deserved it 28 225

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 533

You deserved it 3 598

By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 132

You deserved it 4 988

By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 777

You deserved it 2 024

By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 429

You deserved it 5 061

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 797

You deserved it 3 283

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 391

You deserved it 2 670

By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 542

You deserved it 5 726

Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 814

You deserved it 3 741

illabye 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 12:04

Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."

lizard399 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 11:54

Meow! Cause he's a pussy..

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kellytogo 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:49

Lmao what a douchebag! That is seriously pathetic.

Slash11564a 2

Sunday 4 March 2012 18:58

That's a bitch

heirkraft 3

Monday 5 March 2012 5:00

you probably gave him a reason to

Litt1eLION 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 8:18

Then dont date a coward in the first place!

jenny123321 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 3:31

Lol he's a girl inside

ADIT_MAN 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 20:38

You should have been a better girlfriend so he didn't have to change his phone number

soniiaaxoxo 0

Monday 23 July 2012 13:04

Today my boyfriend was such a coward instead of breaking up with me he changed his phone number instead. FML

chuksnwali 34

Thursday 29 May 2014 15:44

hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mintbomb 2

Friday 26 September 2014 19:48

*ex boyfriend

laurellkawes 31

Saturday 16 January 2016 2:09

Or maybe you're just psycho

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Spineless

Same thing different taste

Cheeky

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