Teenagers and Love: Sounds reasonable

Sounds reasonable

By so romantic - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day… but I want to date some other girls first." FML

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DjeePee 24

Saturday 12 November 2011 12:27

Ah. So actually, he dumped you. He will just come back if all the relationships with the other girls fail. Ah. You're not going back to him, right?

koekj 6

Saturday 12 November 2011 12:22

"I want to marry another one first."

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Sonotsuave 35

Tuesday 11 October 2022 5:15

That’s when you take the ring, go sell it, and smiling sweetly, tell him “I wanted to be with you…but then I realized you ain’t worth shit”

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