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By CivE - 25/01/2010 13:32 - United States

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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By is there a environmental scientist in the house? - 05/03/2013 08:48 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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Small world

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2011 05:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML

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By anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By D-Man - 08/02/2012 13:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML

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By Smitty Werbenjeagermanjensen - 27/10/2016 03:19 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML

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darienlake 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:07

hahah i also like how you TOOK her virginity. kinda funny that it sounds like she just had it sitting right next to her and you just took it and never gave it back...

perdix 29

Monday 25 January 2010 20:16

I'm hoping this project is NOT excavating a giant, gaping tunnel. Planning meetings are going to be awkward when you ask her how Mother Earth is going to feel when you start pounding a big ol' hole into her.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 25 January 2010 22:06

That environmental engineer is going to be a pain. First, before you start drilling you will have to meet her friends and surprise her with unexpected deliverables. When you are finally ready, and can't wait anymore, she will find reasons like the ground is sore, there are unexpected living things on the site, or the stress tests are failing. When you do finally get going, she will be interrupting you with unwanted conversation and will want you to move your equipment into awkward configurations. When you are done she will want to continue the conversations while you just want to give your staff some needed rest. And so help you if your starting drilling another project.

mshafty 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:54

^^THIS^^ though I only think its hilarious because i'm an engineer

nothingbutnet003 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:58

i'm no engineer and i still found this hysterical. double entendres FTW

mshafty 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:03

Yah actually it is just hysterical, no lame ******* engineering required!

maa_rico 4

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:52

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ouchmom 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:07

sounds like a Harlequin Romance waiting to happen. anyone else think so?

Dopeyrox 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:10

Well u do sound like an asshole, asshole.

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:11

Ahhh Karma!! She my best friend!!!! YDI!!!

CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 25 January 2010 23:17

Meh, that was probably like 8 years ago (engineers require quite a bit of schoolin' first). Unless you raped her, she willing slept with you. I doubt it was really all your fault. She needs to move on, imo. And if you did rape her, then shame on you. Rape is bad.