Roommate and Intimacy: Small world

Small world

By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 415

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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You deserved it 4 727

Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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You deserved it 257

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 566

You deserved it 3 063

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 134

Keeping it in the family

By Drew - 05/08/2010 05:18 - United States

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 666

You deserved it 4 351

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 931

You deserved it 4 792

What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 624

You deserved it 37 117

By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 813

You deserved it 239

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 619

You deserved it 18 546

By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 694

You deserved it 2 353

marcranger 28

Sunday 1 May 2016 17:58

The answer to the question in your username is yes.

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 1 May 2016 17:58

I hope you found out when he introduced you and not at night...

Comments

DJNgamez 8

Sunday 1 May 2016 22:47

Today on things that never happened

Lm_0710 2

Sunday 1 May 2016 23:14

so he's into the older women

dickwad666 2

Sunday 1 May 2016 23:35

hopefully you didn't realize this when he was showing you pics she sent him.

Iwannarock1 19

Monday 2 May 2016 5:34

or when you heard her moaning through the wall.

JETarchitect 32

Sunday 1 May 2016 23:45

oh the stories I'm sure OP wishes he could unhear now that he knows the truth!!

trucker2 33

Monday 2 May 2016 1:12

Next time she's there for a romp, I'm such you could get your dad to visit....

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 2 May 2016 4:14

Stifler's mom!

TMO2142 25

Monday 2 May 2016 17:36

*adult film music plays*

avenger665 4

Wednesday 4 May 2016 12:04

Stifflers mom^

jvanevery 19

Thursday 5 May 2016 20:43

I'm guessing the mom has not been to their apartment because she would probably know where her son lives

WillMM76 12

Wednesday 15 June 2016 6:50

Lol!

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Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML

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Today, I was scheduled to work even though I'd booked the day off months in advance to take an important exam. Two weeks ago, I informed my manager and he said he found a replacement for me. An hour ago, my manager angrily called asking why I didn't show up. FML

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You deserved it 130

Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML

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Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I see that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML

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Today, I found a deck of Uno cards. Being extremely bored, I decided to put them in order. I now know EXACTLY which cards I'm missing. FML

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