Friends, Smartphone, Accident and Technology: Slam dunk

Slam dunk

By YEET - 21/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was trying to find my phone. My friend found it, and instead of handing it to me like a normal person, he threw it at me. I'm terrible at catching stuff. It bounced off my arm and landed in his cup of Sprite. FML

I agree, your life sucks 906

You deserved it 132

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Same thing different taste

By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 504

You deserved it 13 119

By jadakorn - 11/07/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 173

You deserved it 29 382

FIFA 2020

By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 355

You deserved it 683

By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 778

You deserved it 38 995

On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 113

You deserved it 494

By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 328

You deserved it 53 970

By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 668

You deserved it 8 964

By horp - 29/09/2015 22:00 - United States - Torrington

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 667

You deserved it 9 124

By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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You deserved it 2 028

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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You deserved it 56 157

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 December 2022 13:19

A million-to-one shot, Doc. A million-to-one!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 December 2022 15:32

Phones don't fare any better in water. And isn't that what's really important here?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 December 2022 13:19

A million-to-one shot, Doc. A million-to-one!

cuz803 44

Wednesday 21 December 2022 15:27

Soda is incredibly unhealthy anyways. I ditched it completely since 2017 for a better life. Drink water instead.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 December 2022 15:32

Phones don't fare any better in water. And isn't that what's really important here?

tarababy24 5

Wednesday 21 December 2022 18:08

Is wasn’t McDonald’s sprite was it?!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 24 December 2022 23:00

And that's when you tell your friend he'll be buying you a new phone.

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Slam dunk

Same thing different taste

FIFA 2020

On the fritz

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