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Slacking

By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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By I'm donnnneeee - 21/09/2015 03:26 - United States - Slidell

Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML

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By angrystudent - 07/03/2016 22:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML

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By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her facebook status said "Pointless day, gone to bed". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By HiddlePuff - 14/05/2015 12:42 - Australia

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

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You deserved it 8 145

By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 16:17 - United States - Hudsonville

Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML

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You deserved it 6 116

By ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha

Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 15:36 - Afghanistan - Kabul

Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML

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By Anomaly - 03/03/2015 02:43 - United States - Trenton

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

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mitri_fml 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:16

wow well don't give her credit

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:16

I hate working with partners for this very reason. Just make sure your instructor is aware that you completed the project alone.

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xnrdyAWSMx 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:20

That's so rude! Shoulda told her to make a way. that's what partners are for! make sure your instructor knows about this.

kimmy0892 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 23:59

yo , lol don't sayy they helped ; sayy you done it urself bc you did ! FYL

18bgc2011 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:31

watta bioch. I can relate

daysgoby902 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 15:51

as soon as I seen this I thought wow whata bitch... it's something I would do..=

Phongnguyen246 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:33

What a perfect bitch

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:27

just make sure she doesn't get credit

Bored4Life29 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:50

If you ever get partnered with her again, make her do all the work

lizard321 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 18:40

This same thing happened to me once!! It's so frustrating

Ketsukoni 4

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:59

It could have been Facebook mobile. My FB app likes to say I am online when I am not

ronniejacobs 6

Friday 16 March 2012 20:35

She could've been on her phone or Itouch

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