Kids: Shooting!

Shooting!

By WittyMoron - 08/01/2020 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was out shooting pigeons with my brother. I decided to climb a tree to get a better view of where they were flying in from. As I perched on a branch and surveyed the skies, my idiot brother mistook me for a pigeon and shot me in the leg. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 14:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By arrow - 23/02/2016 20:39 - United States - Pomona

Today, the officers of my archery club forgot to check if anybody was behind the targets looking for arrows. I got hit in the leg. FML

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Doofus

By brandogg - 30/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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This is war!

By Kilimanjaro - 03/04/2012 04:41 - France

Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML

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MadiGirl24 18

Wednesday 8 January 2020 2:02

What the hell, ydi, for just shooting at random pigeons.

ahabsfan 14

Wednesday 8 January 2020 2:25

Why, do you have feathers?

Comments

Alex Gruber 5

Wednesday 8 January 2020 20:58

don't do unto others...

Alex Gruber 5

Wednesday 8 January 2020 20:59

it seems he got a taste of his own medicine

fullacrapallofyou 14

Thursday 9 January 2020 1:34

Since this is the uk im guessing its a BB gun, they dont hurt so suck it up and stop ******* around with guns

RebeccaMcQ 15

Thursday 9 January 2020 2:02

You deserved it. Prick.

shannon2348 14

Thursday 9 January 2020 8:34

You deserve it for shooting pigeons.

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 11 January 2020 15:43

Why the hell were you shooting pigeons? If you're going to shoot animals, use a camera.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 11 January 2020 18:37

YDI for shooting pigeons. As soon as I read that, I clicked the YDI button. I despite people who hurt animals for no reason whatsoever.

La Cabeza 3

Saturday 11 January 2020 21:17

With what?

Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 12 January 2020 16:05

thought you guys were coo

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