Work, Animals and Fear: Shit yourself time - FML

Shit yourself time

By Seth - 04/07/2021 22:01

Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML

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By noxiffic - 31/10/2014 12:31 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

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By crybaby - 12/04/2013 05:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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You ain't from around here, are you?

By Sylv - 15/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML

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You deserved it 248

Dog hater?

By Elizabeth Haygood - 13/05/2021 04:01

Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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You deserved it 6 192

By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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weeping_willow 25

Monday 5 July 2021 7:39

Why tf would you pet a random ass dog anyways? That’s asking to get bit

Yudith 24

Monday 5 July 2021 18:57

Did you manage to pet the wolf? Was it a good wolf?

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weeping_willow 25

Monday 5 July 2021 7:39

Why tf would you pet a random ass dog anyways? That’s asking to get bit

livatesselaar 2

Monday 5 July 2021 16:57

were you wearing a red coat by any chance?

Yudith 24

Monday 5 July 2021 18:57

Did you manage to pet the wolf? Was it a good wolf?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 9 July 2021 4:00

I absolutely love wolves and I totally would have pet it LOL, but what I don't get is why you suddenly stopped and got out of your car to pet a random dog or any creature.

Even Neeve 3

Wednesday 14 July 2021 22:29

I’ll be honest, this made me laugh.

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