Sex, Cheating and My ex: Shenanigans - FML

Shenanigans

By seriouslywtf - 09/12/2023 07:00 - British Virgin Islands

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Today, I found out that my husband is cheating on me with my ex-boyfriend, who came out about six months ago. We were still friends, and after they met, my husband admitted that he'd always wanted to "experiment". When I confronted them, he shook hands with my ex and said, "Now I get why you choose guys after her." FML

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Same thing different taste

By sad - 08/01/2011 05:22 - United States

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Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

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Polyamory is complicated

By wtf - 20/02/2021 05:01

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Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML

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Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Sneaking around

By Katlego Maduma - 23/03/2021 22:59

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Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML

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By Renée - 25/08/2018 03:30

Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML

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By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Classic story

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 05:01

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of six years, with whom I wanted to spend my life with, has been cheating behind my back with my friend. The kicker? They met after I invited her to live with us to get away from her chaotic family, and I suspected she was emotionally stunted at the time. FML

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By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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009bouris 5

Sunday 10 December 2023 2:58

sounds like you’re better off without them and should be able to identify a straight man after these two

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009bouris 5

Sunday 10 December 2023 2:58

sounds like you’re better off without them and should be able to identify a straight man after these two

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