Illness, Gross and Love: Sharing is caring

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By Carla J. - 19/12/2008 05:41 - France

Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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pesh527 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 20:45

Wow, that really stinks. But good for you for staying with him, I;m sure he really appreciates that.

Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:31

Now that's love.

Comments

MamaIzzo 6

Monday 15 August 2011 19:45

That sucks for both of you. I have that it's an infection in the lining of your stomach and intestine and it hurts very bad. For two valentine's days in a row it's acted up. But it's super nice that you stuck around because I know it sucks to be in that kind if pain with no one to comfort you.

beezleboss2010 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:33

No body has to hold the toilet..

RadioOctopus 16

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:58

..you brought food to sleep over?

bmw535i 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 4:35

That's so sad that he ruined your night by being sick. Shame on him.

Steel_BZ 8

Saturday 21 July 2012 4:53

Me & my bf spent our valentines day both sick in bed w/ fevers & nausea. Don't feel bad.

sports4ever1405 4

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:40

Stop complaining its not something anyone can control. Stop being a psycho bitch and help the man you love evaluate if you end up getting married he's going to have to deal with vomiting from you for 9 months

BrayB 6

Tuesday 1 January 2013 20:26

Hey, I feel you! My boyfriend stayed over for the first time, and I was the one who has that.

imazaari 12

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:44

You held his s**t bucket? Why didn't he sit on the toilet? It's at least more comfy than a bucket. BTW, gastroenteritis is inflammation of the stomach lining and small intestinal lining. Very painful, very not fun.