Mother in law, Break-ups and Love: Scary! - FML

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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Unwarranted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

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How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

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Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML

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Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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Top comments

Right_Click 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:49

Your mother must be manlier than he is.

littlegold 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:48

Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.

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Acaprice14 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:37

Don't you love your mommy?

hurdlebabes 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:44

Sounds like my life

kirklandt 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:47

Is it sad that that's probably going to happen to me

simgar98 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:48

dump your mom!!!

ChristenaFaye228 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:53

THATS WAT HAPPENED TO ME

raphanne_fml 33

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:55

Please, don't yell at us!

nathanc3433 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:54

At least I can say my mother in law drives me nuts but I would of never left my wife because of it. Sometimes you just gotta suck it up

Shayton 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:16

He didn't want her to become his monster-in- law.

prettygurlxox22 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:17

Sucks!!:(

Snafuusmc 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:21

It must be either her physical features or her personality.

AcidRaen 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:23

My fiance's mom is crazy and she does not like me but i love him more than anything and no crazy bitch will ever break us up. He just wasn't the right one for you. And maybe you should wait a couple months before bringing your next boyfriend home so that doesn't happen again and so he can get to know you more before meeting your "scary" mom.

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