Transportation: Safe as milk

Safe as milk

By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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tab13 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:04

A bit of advice LEAVE

ZeGuitarist 7

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:36

And apparently people of any age, sex or ethnicity can have the grammar of a mongoloid snail.

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cookie_monster2 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:27

ooo I wud nvr go there

rohosoccer08 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:38

where did the op say it was someone black, they said a nasty part of town, we all have those no matter what race makes them that way! this was not a racist fml

Diannaa 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:53

The first comment was racist. However, it has already been taken off of the comment list. No one ever said anything about the FML being racist.

littlebri317 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:38

I don't get why you're calling this racist..... Even if it was a good place to park you could still get your car broken into.... I mean it.... Don't be saying oh well I went to a bad part where my friend lives and got something stolen.... Don't blame the place.... Blame yourself for thinking you parked it in a safe place and so you know.... No where is safe..... >:(

gooseneckk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:58

YDI for saying "Jimmy", you fool.

chelseyD 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:02

I don't understand why everyone is saying this is racist? they never even mentioned a race

KurouTenshi 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:07

this must be horrible part of Texas, I once left my car in an open part of the parking lot with the keys in the seat, unlocked, as I went to a job interview. when I got back my car, stereo, and rims were just fine. :/

denbeste 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:26

fail sarcasm much?

arshiasasson 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:24

YDI for having friends

darkmis1 17

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:33

obvious troll is obvious

karinerz 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:24

Wow. Maybe you should get your friend to come to you next time?

dugumit 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:29

funny the op didn't mention anything about race. they just said a bad part of town. it could of been a run down trailor park for all you racist presumptuous *****.