Rubbing it in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because he "didn't believe in marriage." FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 863
You deserved it 4 870

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Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Gabby. I have black hair, and green eyes. Iam 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!!!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, just wait and see

viadomus815 0
irishfever 0

@32: hahahhahahhaHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHhahhahahahahhahaha omfg that amused the shit out of me hahahhahahha "THIS IS NO JOKE!!!" "just wait and see" "rusty fork" ahahahhahah wow thank you for making my day I don't how long this has been around or if you just invented this but... wow

mehwhateverr 0

Maybe he changed his mind? Ugh, Fmylife. I have to click "spill the beans!" dozens of times to get through and spam like #32 is accepted? :/

If it was a long time ago.. let it go... sometimes people could work out but it's not the right time in their life. stop being bitter, you'll find someone else. Though, I don't really know why you were invited.

Jade_Rothwell 0

Yeah, that does suck... but did you see When Harry Met Sally? This sounds just like Sally's ex, Joe. He always said he didnt want to get married but it was really that he didnt want to marry Sally. Same thing it sounds like. But don't take it too hard .. obviously there had to have been other issues too .. just find someone else

He probably said "to you" under his breath.

lolbitch 0