Love and Injury: Romantic fool

Romantic fool

By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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SP63_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:32

It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.

CFR 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:29

Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?

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ALittleBirdToldM 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:27

i dont think YDI. it was an accident, (as u said) and if she cant forgive u for it then she obviously doesn't love u.....sorry. and if i were her and u didn't break my wrist then i wouldve thought it was cute(:

elizanena9 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:38

haha! very cute!

tipsy337 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:47

Smooth Move Exlax

FrozenYogurt 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:54

...And why should we be saying FYL? Boo hoo, you're embarrassed. FyourGFlife. You broke her wrist, and she gets to pay for it... You better do everything you can to make it up to her. Grow some balls, stop whining on FML, and get as much chocolate as possible for her. The good stuff, not that Pharmacy brand shit!

shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:02

haha wat next jump on her in the pool?

bosshaug 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:08

Mmmmm I'm drowning in the sweet waters of my own envy

ChrisWasHere 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:09

At least nothing else is broken. You could still have sex with her. ;)

shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:12

Chris has a good point, you can **** her still unless shes mad at you..

ANTONKR 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:18

well tell her you are sorry and tell her if she is going to brake up with you that you deserved it. and pay for medicall bill and get her 300 roses. That should be enough

ChrisWasHere 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:31

Way to be a kiss ass.

mrlopez 13

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:02

Clearly the brakes on my my grammar-branded car isn't working today. Wonder what happened to it.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:40

Not really cute, but would have been cool if you made it. But you didn't lol FYL indeed but YDI at the same time; don't try something like that without practice lol