Sex, Boredom and Intimacy: Riveting - FML

Riveting

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

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mintcar 9

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:25

Wow, step up your game pal. If your girlfriend is bored then there's clearly something you're not doing right. One thing sex is not is BORING.

you_failed 15

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:10

Haha awkward... :X Sucks though, but should've tried harder.. ;)

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Mystic Snowfang 3

Wednesday 2 February 2022 6:53

It happens sometimes. But SAYING it is a tad rude.

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