Embarrassing and Kids: Revealing

Revealing

By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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By Pissy - 27/11/2016 20:15

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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purplepickle 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:41

of course she locked the door, the locks are not very complicated in public bathroom stalls, three year olds can easily open them.

amritajaneeex3 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:40

Why didn't you lock the door? And it's not that embarrassing - they're women too - unless your ****** is deformed or something.

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 10:07

so? dude i wudnt care evn if guys saw tht... ull never c them agen n plus weve all gots vaginas (:

cassiegurl72 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 11:26

this is sooooo not a fml. so what a few ladies saw your vag. they are girls too. at least they weren't men. if u were hot, u can give men erections from that lol

alexFYL 11

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:41

Why is that weird? Women take their children in to potty with them all the time. What, are you supposed to leave them in the hallway?

ozymandias_fml 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:45

YDI for taking a 3 year old to the airport. Show some respect for the other people and either leave the 3 year old at home, or drive. Just because *you* decided to have a kid doesn't mean the rest of society needs to deal with your problems.

Electric_Star 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:25

OMFG. I am literally laughing my ass off. I am still laughing as I type this, I will probably still be laughing after I log off too.

Sprinter136 2

Friday 1 January 2010 3:30

YDI for bringing your son in the womans bathroom. I am so SICK of seeing this shit in public, ******* boys old enough to be toilet trained in the same stall with their mothers. Theres no need of it after a certain age; standing outside the mens room would work just as good in case something happened.

SarahN_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:49

#100: Do you HAVE children? I would have to assume NO since you're a complete moron. THREE YEARS OLD is absolutely NOT old enough for a mother to just leave her child sitting outside waiting for her because dumbasses like you might be offended. The kid is THREE. He is old enough to walk, run, hide, get into things, and get LOST because their parent SHOULD have taken them to the bathroom with them. That's called PARENTING, you WATCH your child, at ALL times, no matter what you are doing, whether or not it may be an inconvenience. Not to mention the fact that the world is full of sick, terrible people and her son could have been kidnapped if she were to leave him unattended. He's not old or big enough to fight back. And no, noone would have stopped him for carrying a screaming child out of the store . . it happens every day when parents tell their children they won't buy them a toy or something. So please, you impossibly ignorant self-righteous douchebag, go freaking learn something before you try to spout off bullshit, mmkay?