Real smooth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML
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onikage_666 0

its alright, were all high its 4/20 for gods sake

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nlr 9

I don't think he'd care! it's 4/20! he'd probably ask for some!

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hazardoussmiles9 22

Something similar happened to me. The guy I like was walking in front of me and had a huge stain on his shirt, so I decided to use that to make conversation. I summed up all my courage, wanting to say "hey, you have a stain on your shirt". No. Instead I said "blerheklrgal".

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cptmorgan15 2

The thing that's weird to me is that she secretly likes hims, but he doesn't even know her name. How can you like someone you don't know?

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germanturk 0

maybe she knows of him and she likes what she hears about him and that's why she introduced herself...

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