Animals and Cute: Quack - FML

Quack

By Anonymous - 17/08/2026 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I stopped at a park because a duck was following me. I assumed it wanted food, so I gave it a small piece of bread. It followed me to my car, waited beside the door, and then followed me across the parking lot. I may have accidentally adopted a duck. FML

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tiptoppc 19

Sunday 23 August 2026 16:35

But how else do you slowly prep it for free Fras Grais?!

Yudith 25

Tuesday 18 August 2026 18:51

What kind of high-end multigrain bread did you give that duck? And did anybody tell you that you're not supposed to give bread to ducks?

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Yudith 25

Tuesday 18 August 2026 18:51

What kind of high-end multigrain bread did you give that duck? And did anybody tell you that you're not supposed to give bread to ducks?

tiptoppc 19

Sunday 23 August 2026 16:35

But how else do you slowly prep it for free Fras Grais?!

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