Put it away!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Grove

Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Officer: "whatcha doin' there?" OP: Oh shit "uhh nothing, ma'am, just watering the grass"

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Comments

reddudeover 2

I would say YDI, but I too have been reduced to an animal pissing in back alleys, parking garages, around people houses, etc. so I'm not gonna be a total hypocritical douche just because I didn't get caught.

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egc573 40

I can't see how it would be much less awkward to be reprimanded for anything else (exposed organ notwithstanding). Stealing a car, spraying graffiti, public drunkenness... all situations in which you'd look pretty pathetic in front of a Hot Cop.

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zandalee 19

Omg! Your pussy looks like my pussy! What's yours called? Mine is called Chillie!

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STFUGTFO 6

These recent posts have made me lose my hope in humanity. Why are people so stupid? Find a restroom and stop being a disgusting weirdo.

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laden_swallow09 34

Have you read the other comments on this FML? When you gotta go, you gotta go, regardless of availability of facilities!

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LadyGore 12

In some cases, this is acceptable. Middle of nowhere yes, highway possibly. Only if you absolutely have to pee. Other wise suck it up drive/walk to the nearest toilet. No one wants to see your business in public.

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caplox 6

might as well have said "notice me I'm the second comment but don't know what to say lol"

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TergesteCity 12

Well i just meet you, and this is crazy, this is my number so stop urinating maybe

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zandalee 19

That just made me laugh! Damn can't get that bloody song out of my head now....

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