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Poker face

By jwz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

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ODEEZY 0

Monday 16 February 2009 23:40

Look on the bright side... At least the next time you play, there is a very slim chance that you could do anything more retarded XD

Xephik 1

Monday 16 February 2009 20:19

Hahahahaha

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yourwifelovesme 25

Thursday 27 February 2014 4:24

well op it looks like....*dramatic pause and put sunglasses on*....it just wasn't in the cards *walks away dramatically

Birdclawz 17

Saturday 28 June 2014 0:43

YDI for being a tool and wearing sunglasses in a casino, there is no sun inside. In fact it's usually rather dim.

WillN210 7

Wednesday 2 July 2014 7:16

Pro poker players use it to hide expressions and eye movement. eyes can give away a lot, a panicked expression, if you're looking at a card to much, etc...

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 11 September 2014 16:08

Why do people wear sunglasses inside?

MikeFletch 11

Thursday 16 October 2014 5:27

What.. a.. tool..

teacupofsunshine 29

Thursday 29 October 2015 4:59

Who needs a poker face when you got the answer written on your glasses.

mliajkfml 15

Thursday 28 April 2016 6:23

Am I the only one who thinks FHL? Sunglasses are common practice when playing poker to hide your expression. He was probably playing by the 10's hoping for a stroke of good luck, excited to see how his new sunglasses work. Fact is, they didn't.

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