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Plumbing issues

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By normal - 21/01/2013 20:24 - France - Ambres

Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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Own that shit

By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 20:01

Today, I'm at my in-laws for breakfast. I used the restroom to do a number 2 but the water flow isn't going. It's not clogged, but the water is not fully leaving, and my boyfriend's phone is dead. I'm helpless. FML

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Renovations

By Anonymous - 01/01/2021 19:59 - Germany - Neusalza-spremberg

Today, after buying an old house that lacks plumbing a few weeks ago, I’m still crapping in a bucket in the barn. My two favorite Christmas gifts are still 2 pieces of rubber to dampen the noise from my new sewage pump and a used ceramic toilet bowl. FML

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Deal breaker

By frankie - 19/01/2009 01:01 - Canada

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML

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Never going to live this down

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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Can't hold it in anymore

By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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Lioness48910 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:28

All you fucktards getting on her for peeing in the bathtub need to hop off. Your piss is sterile, so she's not wallowing in her own filth. All you judgemental assholes know that you pee in the tub too so back off. What if she can't use the neighbor's bathroom? Did you idiots ever consider that notion? No? Then get some common sense. Gosh, you dicks act like she can't clean the tub when she's done.

n8equalsd 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:17

apartment. learn how to read.

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testing_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:52

Go to your neighbour's house to shit.

mm121592 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:15

What do you do for number 3? and 4? better be prepared...

lybsofia 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:44

please explain me why would you do number 1 where you take a shower thats so gross go to walmart

JeremytheJackass 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:37

that really sucks. however, id rather shit over the balcony rather than walmart. that place sucks, with their herpes toilets and low prices...

smokey13bk 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 6:41

that is ****** nasty

ducks4life 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 7:44

that's ******* gross

nevadasgrace 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:51

Oh whatever-- peeing in the bathtub isn't that bed for christ sakes. You can wash it out. Quit being such pansies. >:/

wolfy_fml 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:41

When my toilet was broken, I turned off the water and I would just use it anyway and dump a big bucket of water into the bowl when I was done. It would flush away just fine. I had to do that for like... a week and a half or two weeks before the maintenance man could come.

SHINeeAes 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:36

Omfg, #115, seriously that is so random and funny XD It might work who knows :L

animalcrosser5 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:33

Aren't landlords required by law to fix shit like that?

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