Work, Annoying and Love: Pissed

Pissed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 22:35 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML

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You deserved it 1 130

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By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 301

You deserved it 125 845

By Anonymous - 06/11/2016 16:31 - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 026

You deserved it 1 458

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 061

You deserved it 1 321

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 16:00

Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 058

You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 783

You deserved it 3 783

By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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You deserved it 3 857

Backstabbing

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was chilling with my best friend and suddenly I got a text from my ex saying he wanted me back. My best friend saw the text and said, "Don't go back with him, you deserve better." I wanted to go back with him but I didn't. Later, I saw them hanging out and turns out they're dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 278

You deserved it 131

By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 020

You deserved it 3 829

Timeshare

By Anonymous - 17/11/2022 02:00

Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 783

You deserved it 296

By Shuttie - 18/01/2013 12:55 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML

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You deserved it 43 591

Pandacupcakelove 26

Saturday 2 July 2016 11:15

Wow. Good riddance for sure. And if they still feel the need to be picking on you like that, they're clearly not content with their own lives. **** their lives, really

Sam611001 12

Saturday 2 July 2016 11:24

Tell your manager they are harassing you? I don't know but there is probably a way of gettig rid of them if they only frustrate you

Comments

Giraffie5 11

Saturday 2 July 2016 23:54

If they hire a trainer tell said trainer to make their lives hell. Then sit back and watch their pitiful world burn

Armeniangirl_fml 15

Saturday 2 July 2016 23:57

they're assholes

Firestar268 25

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:21

Be ultra friendly to them, it'll sure to tick em off. If they are gonna play with you, go play with them

dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:27

I would get them banned. Say you caught them ******* in the locker room.

chicagossirish 7

Sunday 3 July 2016 3:14

drop a dumbbell on his foot and then act all sorry, sometimes the low road really makes you fell better

WriterB 3

Sunday 3 July 2016 3:26

You go in to work and when you see them you smile. You smile the biggest smile you can. They have NO control over you or your emotions. Never let them see you sweat man.

purplepong 14

Sunday 3 July 2016 5:46

Why? Is it pissing you off? Why should you care

CogadhTallon 16

Sunday 3 July 2016 10:03

I'm going to take a wild stab and say that the reminder is irritating at best. I'm so happy that you're closed off enough to miss that. Betrayal from people close to you tends to hurt a bit. Who knew?

jar_of_dirt 4

Sunday 3 July 2016 6:30

I PRESSED YOU DESERVED IT BY ACCIDENT FAM I AM SORRY THOSE PEOPLE SOUND LIKE ASS WIPES FAM

Sora_McKain 36

Tuesday 19 July 2016 2:53

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

JigglesGirl 19

Sunday 3 July 2016 6:41

If they aren't your friends anymore, then why get mad?

MikuandKaito 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 7:55

Are you stupid? Obviously, the wound of their betrayal is still fresh, and they're just rubbing salt into it by harassing him.

CogadhTallon 16

Sunday 3 July 2016 10:06

Sorry to hear it, OP. Don't let the crazies here shame you for feeling it. This sucks, and you can feel as pissed as you please. Hopefully you'll be able to pull out of any darker thoughts, and instead use it to guide you away from people like them. Good luck.