Miscellaneous: People of Walmart

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 879

You deserved it 4 688

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 601

You deserved it 5 023

Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 294

You deserved it 4 109

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 615

You deserved it 6 546

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 262

You deserved it 2 946

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 843

You deserved it 611

Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 300

You deserved it 3 147

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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 639

You deserved it 2 920

Stranger danger

By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 719

You deserved it 31 734

Blue_Black_fml 21

Monday 3 June 2013 1:36

Dear God! I just hope that the test result is negative..

grahmagog 14

Monday 3 June 2013 1:35

Im never suprised by walmart customers any more

Comments

fyl7899 12

Wednesday 5 June 2013 11:49

Must've been a dark

carefulbuddy 7

Wednesday 5 June 2013 12:04

didn't you ask what the result was?

monsterGordon 8

Wednesday 5 June 2013 13:27

Walmartonians are there name. BE SCARED BE VERY SCARED. never watch them closely.

tangooscarmike 4

Wednesday 5 June 2013 21:36

Thank doctors, the government and scientists for making natural selection a dirty word in modern society.

Baybiiie 11

Thursday 6 June 2013 4:58

Trailer Trash :)

Life_sucks_13 6

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:05

Only at Walmart?

edhardyfreak101 5

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:39

That's Walmart for you!!

Abriggs 2

Thursday 6 June 2013 23:40

People of Walmart.......she is definitely one of them!!!: )

Mercaturk 2

Friday 7 June 2013 7:22

woah.... wait. you saw a woman pee on a stick... and then continued to watch what she did after?? Now your the guy that watches people pee in walmart parking lots. WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?