Party and Miscellaneous: Party time!

Party time!

By Kate - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

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JustinThunder 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

Maybe your grandma can throw one hell of a party.

NoodleBurger 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:40

YEAH! Break out the oxygen tanks and digest cookies!

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ciarafox9 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:42

nothing like a grandma to get the party started and raise the roof!!

ciarafox9 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:42

nothing like a grandma to get the party started and raise the roof!!

saIty 17

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:45

WOOOO, I'll call Grandpa.

Jake0928 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:46

Haha same thing happened to me

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:46

that's partying like it's 1916. Wooooo

NeverShoutDana 13

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:46

Photoshop can turn any boring situation into a wild party..

amerwin 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:47

She has more party experience than the two of you combined. How do you think your mom was conceived? My guess is Independence Day of 1920.

why_R_U_gay 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:53

someone get a mixture of prune juice and vodka.

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:54

Grandmas can really add life to the party. Especially the belly dancing ones. Please excuse me while my mouth waters.

UnfOrg1ven 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:02

what's so bad with grandma's?

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