Pranks, Painful and Health: Panic! In the Bathroom

Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:11

Soap bar. Weapon? rofl

Spinnmaster 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:11

grabbing a soap bar as a weapon.. classic!

Comments

ham25 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 4:13

soap bar???? wtf?? well even if u wouldn't have slipped u wouldn't have won with a soap bar!

budd28 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 4:22

that was a test and u failed ( voice if zero from silent library)

bobo23_fml 8

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:20

OUCH!!! you should've used the shower curtain rod :P

maddie2015 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:33

I would have used the shampoo(;

maddie2015 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:33

I would have used the shampoo(;

KayDayParade 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:01

am I the only one who thinks it's a little weird that the brother walked in there..knowing she would be naked?

jessdm21 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:21

good thing it wasn't a real burglar!!

TheRealSIDeal 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:59

go to his room and beat him with a soap bar in a sock.

jackt2034 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:26

throwing the soap at him would clean up his act!

brunettebaby98 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:37

hahhahahhahaha LOL!!!!!! and really?? a soap bar????

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