Clothes, Weddings and Painful: Ouchies

Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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TMI

By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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Body modification

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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Piercing wit

By piercingfreak - 28/08/2011 10:41 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML

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By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

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nix1993 41

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:01

I know the feeling. I went to get my nipple pierced and left with a wedding dress. Surreal.

sexyboi1985 27

Wednesday 25 June 2014 11:53

Wow ! Time to surprise him on the wedding night !

Comments

ItsMyLife1496 5

Thursday 26 June 2014 15:59

Ouch!

fieraislife 12

Thursday 26 June 2014 20:58

Dude I can feel the pain.

peelmeandsee 8

Thursday 26 June 2014 22:39

I'm curious as to how the beginning got to the end of this story.

person_of_music 10

Friday 27 June 2014 0:23

Oh gosh, lol. I am so sorry, I hope it heals before the wedding... xD

Dopeshit_fml 4

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:28

lol

MLardinos 14

Saturday 28 June 2014 7:33

All I can think to say is ouch! It hurts my nipples to read this. FYL OP. Congrats on the wedding tho.

Iflabz 11

Monday 30 June 2014 0:59

PEIRCE THE VEIL XD

ashleylovez 4

Tuesday 1 July 2014 11:24

I have two...I'm only 15 it's not that bad ..wear a damn sports bra nd use peroxide 3 times a day it'll heal quick

Robert1989 9

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:25

two for one deal bot bad.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:55

Ouch.

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