Clothes, Weddings and Painful: Ouchies - FML

Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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TMI

By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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Body modification

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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Piercing wit

By piercingfreak - 28/08/2011 10:41 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML

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By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

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Top comments

nix1993 41

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:01

I know the feeling. I went to get my nipple pierced and left with a wedding dress. Surreal.

sexyboi1985 27

Wednesday 25 June 2014 11:53

Wow ! Time to surprise him on the wedding night !

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noreia 14

Wednesday 25 June 2014 20:38

look on the bright side... a few centuries ago people believed it was good luck to the couple if the seem of a weddingdress contained a drop of blood ;) good luck for your wedding and marriage

titandesu 14

Thursday 26 June 2014 0:11

well that sounds like a bargain it came with a free nipple piercing?

LeBoss2001 5

Thursday 26 June 2014 0:32

As Megan from drake and Josh would say, the person that pierced u is a boob

whatever202 11

Thursday 26 June 2014 0:59

What

valentinov 15

Thursday 26 June 2014 1:30

Kinky dresser :))

Xeivan 15

Thursday 26 June 2014 1:48

Don't be mad, that's amazing!

ch0sn 6

Thursday 26 June 2014 5:16

Shit happens

cappellaaa 23

Thursday 26 June 2014 5:28

hahahahhaha I should laugh at this, but it's too funny. that sucks op

an3ph 20

Thursday 26 June 2014 7:47

Put a ring on it?

Jbcblank 4

Thursday 26 June 2014 10:09

-grabs boob as a simpithy pain runs through it.-

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