Osmosis

By brazo667 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fort Stewart

Today, I have spent so much time watching Scooby Doo with my son that I actually used the word "Zoinks". FML
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Top comments

matdun101 19

I feel you OP Scooby-Doo is legendary! At a stage I was saying ruwoh.

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yve1220 20

It happens OP, don't think anything of it. I'm sure your son gets a kick out of it!

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Comments

Goblin182 26

Well, you deserve a Scooby snack.

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Tarlachia 33

Better to suffer Scooby Doo then Barney... God, I still remember the songs even though it's been nearly 20 years since I last heard it because my sister and brother used to watch that show ALL THE TIME. I have resolved that my daughter will NEVER watch that damn purple dinosaur.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Your certainly not alone in your hatred for Barney and banning your kid from watching it. Lol.

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Tarlachia 33

Allegedly, in an article I read some time back, the Barney song was actually used as a form of psycho-terrorist interrogation technique. 24+ hours of listening to that on loop, and you'll divulge anything!

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ZannityZan 13

Aww, no, I love Barney, #27! I still remember and love the "green grass grows all around" and the "never talk to strangers" songs.

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Jeromiah 8

I see no problem here OP

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condor216 15

I fail to see how saying "zoinks" is a bad thing op.

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mashrocks1991 1

That's not that bad. My husband and I were joking around and I called him "bert" from Sesame Street. Everyday I'm stuck watching Sesame Street

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Tessa_11 19

Well it's great you have time to spend with him! Ans he probably loves that you said it haha

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BlondePsycho 43

You should embrace it and start trying to imitate it as best as you can. Your son would probably get a kick out of that

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