Transportation, Cars and Pranks: Old school prank

Old school prank

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

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By Dinger1992 - 23/10/2012 13:19 - United States

Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML

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By copper - 30/01/2011 02:20 - United States

Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 16:21 - United States - Mount Carmel

Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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By Triumvirate - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML

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By limecat - 06/10/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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By ashleyyyy - 28/10/2011 15:59 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML

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By ticketed - 02/07/2017 00:00

Today, like every other day, I didn't stop at the stop sign right before my house because it's pointless and there's never any cops patrolling my neighborhood. Boy, was I wrong this time. FML

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Penguin21 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:23

You deserved getting pulled over for actually believing that BS. Why would they put a traffic sign up if you didn't have to obey it? Sounds a bit stupid to me.

damnstopmessinup 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:22

and how did you get a permit? or license or whatever you have? how old are you?

Comments

DanMan 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:44

Some people are walking around stupid and they don't even know it. (Here's a hint: the OP)

ItecKid 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:47

This is fake. In America, where the OP is located, you have to be 16 to get a driver's licence. There's no way you made it to 16 if you're that stupid.

IllegalLight 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:53

Really. and they let you on the road. Really. Really? Sorry, I just can't find myself believing your dumbass-ness

Boo25 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:04

How did you get your license??

guitartech18 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:14

hey guillible is written in the ceiling dumbass

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:17

well you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box, are you?

Orangeman69 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:48

thats the oldest driving joke in the book

CJ090 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:49

u are a fuquin idiot dam i mean is that what u learned in drivers ed? no so why the F wud u listen to ur cousin ugh u must b black (LMAO i said that last comment for provocative reasons to see who is gonna b a douchebag and argue about me over the internet even tho i wont listen to your response lolz)