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Not funny

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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You deserved it 2 696

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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You deserved it 142 975

By notanightowlanymore - 05/01/2016 17:44 - United States - Clyde

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 311

You deserved it 2 124

By Ravhi Karia - 03/04/2015 13:41 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

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You deserved it 4 076

Don't mention it

By PoorGramps - 09/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

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You deserved it 3 138

By Anonymous - 11/02/2016 01:15 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 400

You deserved it 4 317

By Sean - 27/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML

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You deserved it 8 055

Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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You deserved it 25 969

Adieu

By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 99

Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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You deserved it 4 271

By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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You deserved it 28 589

gosh_mate 30

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:28

Hahaha that would be terrifying but at least he has a sense of humour.

JewKnowIt 19

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:27

Thad drop dead hilarious!...I'll let myself out

Comments

smoothies14 32

Saturday 10 October 2015 19:40

That seems like a fast way to die from no condition in particular.

whiteman23 6

Saturday 10 October 2015 19:45

that's awsoem, why can't my grandpa be cool like that?

Skylyric52 11

Saturday 10 October 2015 20:10

Admit it... We're all going to do that to our future grandkids/children one day

lavapants 15

Sunday 11 October 2015 3:55

What a killer joke.

demetrius1551 15

Sunday 11 October 2015 5:04

your grandpas a savage, thats amazing

maximumcarnage 13

Sunday 11 October 2015 5:27

Wow, these jokes are to DIE for!

Enzymatic 14

Sunday 11 October 2015 5:48

at least he has a sense of humor about it

carpeD5023 4

Sunday 11 October 2015 6:16

I'm doing that when I turn 60

cynthianicole95 9

Sunday 11 October 2015 6:51

I'm sorry but I laughed out loud at that.

hank0311 10

Sunday 11 October 2015 7:47

Lol to do list. Wipe crocodile tear from cheek ? Change underwear Grab gramps a beer? Put on the football game And give that man props cause he is probably old as shit and still has a sense of humor! Smile what's life if you can have fun. ?