Dogs, Parents and Animals: Never forget

Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Alas, poor Doggo

By suchatwat - 09/10/2020 05:02

Today, I accidentally hit my dad in the eye with our dead dog's squeaky toy. He cried. FML

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By Florida - 27/10/2010 18:46 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

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By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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Helicopter parents

By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 20:00

Today, I got home to see that my dad had let himself in. He told me he'd caught a feral dog that somehow got into my house, but not to worry, he lured it back outside and it ran away. So yeah, my dad set loose the dog I literally just saved yesterday from being euthanised at our local dog pound. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By ItGirl - 09/11/2014 02:36 - Sweden - Eskilstuna

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

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BluPenguin 3

Monday 15 March 2010 9:18

What a twist! That news must have struck you like a bullet!

persianality 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:25

was it Lassie?

Comments

sourgirl101 28

Monday 15 March 2010 19:18

I+wish+I+may+I+wish+might

asquithpat 0

Monday 15 March 2010 19:46

you didn't wonder why you were the only "rover" in your area?

rightbackatya 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:06

ROGER!! does your dad look at u to ur eyes when he calls ur name??

Tarak_fml 7

Monday 15 March 2010 21:56

your dads a dick ****. if it was my dog, I probably would have murdered him.

type99 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:01

Jeff Foxworthy has a career opportunity here.

papermario203 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:41

by any chance did you grow up down south?

Gabbiegummies 4

Monday 15 March 2010 23:47

to bad rover LOL

Kyren 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:15

FYL for being the son of a man that shoots dogs in the head. ******* bastard

kyliebeatriz08 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:43

im sorry to hear that but its really funny and f..ed up at the same time that u r named after a dog shouted by ur own dad!FYL

TheJesterOfRippe 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 7:16

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