Negging

By f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
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lexa1love 16

Unless you are close friends I see no way in which that is appropriate. YDI

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shannonreneee 11

10, I call my friends and my long term boyfriend all sorts of "nasty" names. It's pretty common in Australia.

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YoureJellyBro 5

She's someone your dating not your friend that you've know for years. Fool.

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knightgirl95 3

Your an idiot.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

^I thought that was your favorite song of all time, Kay.

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SkoomaKi 27

Scotland's the worst, trust me... Some random granny called me a "shit eating ****" for accidentally brushing her shoulder while walking past.

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LouserXo 6

I guess you're still a virgin

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citymayer 7

I'm sorry you're such an idiot.

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annalily5 28

How did that ever seem like a good idea? Really?

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